chat is this actually real? i truly have no idea at this point
Guys, only she can understand love since she has been up in a billionaire taxi.
I don’t understand the Katy Perry hate. William Shatner took the same space trip and wasn’t dumped on.
At least Shatner’s a professional fake astronaut?
It wasn’t the trip itself thats particularly viewed as problematic, it was the atrociously patronizing marketing surrounding it and that Katy Perry is just a generally vile person. Nobody is begrudging Amanda Nguyen or Aisha Bowe being along on this trip, they’ve dedicated their lives to the celebration of science and supporting the work of legitimate astronauts. (and arguably so has Shatner, though he’s not exactly a man of flawless character…)
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William Shatner was very much dumped on. Not by us, but by Mister Proper himself.
Shatner: “It was such a humbling experience, I just…”
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That’s stupid though. Why the fuck does some weird nerds try to gatekeep the title “astronaut”? Katy Perry’s role on the flight was about equal to Yuri Gagarin in terms of controlling the ship.
Anyways, it’s just a publicity stunt by the ultra rich marketing it as feminist achievement, that’s what you should be shitting on
in 2004, a new category of astronaut was created: the commercial astronaut.
Let’s not mix the people who saw colleagues die and put their own lives on the line for science with the human billboard receiving money to advertise a rich fuck’s commercial vanity project that’s already been deemed safe (in no small parts due to it being tested by actual astronauts beforehand).
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Teenage Dream for sure
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im all for the idea of a pope girl this time. she has less chance of molesting kids , statistacly for that we know
The formal requirement to be Pope is a baptized catholic male. Doesn’t even technically have to be a cardinal. But has to be male. Idiotic religion.
Religion 🤝🏻 Staunch sexism
Well then get a pre-transition trans woman to be pope. That’s a male girl. Then give her estrogen and see what happens
just give her a male baptism, it isn’t a brit milah, you don’t really need the dongdong
I’d go for the holy cracker a few times over if she was giving it lol. Nah! Fuck church!
This would be funny if Donald Trump didn’t actually say that he should be the Pope.
She used to be a contemporary Christian music artist. This is not without precedent.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump declares himself to be Katy Perry!
Have you ever seen them together at the same time??? Hmmm???
They’ve both got big cans.
And both are evil cunts. There’s more to this, we must delve deeper!!
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That’s still more Bible than most Christians have read.
I kinda a feel bad for the last pope. After his death he might have imagined people talking about his work and deeds. Instead, asshats are using AI to photoshop pope hats on the heads of idiots.
Using AI to Photoshop is next level asshat move
Using the AI to Photoshop fake news into my deepfakes is a sigma move
I knew it at some point the cross industry relevance has some semblance to any job position!
IDK why everyone is shitting on Katy Perry and frankly, I feel vindicated for shitting on her since I knew she was a cunt.
Probably because she payed to be dead weight on the dick rocket that was marketed as the first all female space missions.
In reality Valentina Tereshkova became the first woman in space and because she flew solo it was also the first all female space mission.
