• Technus@lemmy.zip
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    21 days ago

    Swap the text for SpongeBob and the slasher, jfc.

    What psychopath uses mayo as a dip?

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    21 days ago

    Ranch, honey bbq, chikfila sauce, cheese sauce, and soy sauce are my prefered. Ketchup just doesnt do it anymore for me and never had mayo.

    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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      21 days ago

      Ketchup is only good on fries, and even then, it needs a heavy dash of tabasco.

      For the nuggets, every once in a great while, I drizzle honey over the nuggets, and add a little black pepper.

      I love all varieties of mustard. Chinese mustard is especially good.

      Horseradish sauce is another of my favorites.

      Chip dip is another good one.

  • Sergio@slrpnk.net
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    21 days ago

    One time when I was a kid, my father borrowed a friend’s apartment in another country and we drove there for several days for a vacation. While we were there we made hamburgers and we had buns but didn’t get condiments bc we were only going to be there a couple days. Anyway, it was such a novelty to be eating a burger without condiments… I always remember that and associate it with that vacation.

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        20 days ago

        I just counted, and I have like 12 different types of condiment in my fridge.

        However, a couple years ago I was in a new town for work and I was like lemme try out this local pizza shop for lunch. I got a meatball submarine sandwich for takeout. I got back to the office and looked at the sub and… it was just a couple meatballs in a long Italian bread loaf. It didn’t even have cheese or lettuce or tomato sauce. There were no condiments handy and I didn’t have time to go get anything else, so I was like wtf might as well power through and eat it plain.

        Fam, that was the best sub I had in years. The meatballs were juicy and flavorful; the bread was plain but fresh and it highlighted the taste of the meat.

        Anyway, like I said, I have plenty of condiments for when the food isn’t as well made, which is most of the time.

    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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      21 days ago

      Nobody actually likes nuggets, but people look at you like you’re a psychopath if you just start chugging the dipping sauce.

  • berber@feddit.org
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    20 days ago

    Herr Schuler stopped dipping in sauce after trying franch, kickass cajun, and ketchup. just ketchup.

  • devilish666@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    actually i always like to eat few chicken nuggets without any condiments first to taste how bad or good it is