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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前

The man is an open book to future employers.

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The man is an open book to future employers.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 1 个月前
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  • loomy@lemy.lol
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    kinda confusing

  • TabbsTheBat@pawb.social
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    Imagine not looking at porn at work, couldn’t be me

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    I took a fat, greasy shit today.

    Yeah, I admit it.

    And I’m sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

    But why am I bringing this up?

    For two reasons:

    1. Because no topic is off limits and
    2. Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

    There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

    For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

    Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

    Carry on.

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      As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

      • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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        It’s not actually bad as long as the chipotle you go to is decent. I’ve never had trouble eating it; was only joking. They use fresh ingredients which is more than a lot of American fast food can say

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      • cdf12345@lemm.ee
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        Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

        • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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          They do, but only when you’re not looking.

          • mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works
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            That’s not a worm?!?!?!

            • D_C@lemm.ee
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              Eating it is the only way to find out.

      • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      • wieson@feddit.org
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        bookcover

        About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head

    • CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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      More useful than the original.

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

      South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

      Chipoltaway ad

    • multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works
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      might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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        Ok coca cola corp

    • Balder@lemmy.world
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      This cracked me up.

  • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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    The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.

    • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.

      • krashmo@lemmy.world
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        Nothing like a good wank to clear the mind and uncover fundamental truths about the universe

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          I am not sure he was done yet.

    • ratel@mander.xyz
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      • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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  • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl
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    “No topic is off limits” and “Be aware of indulgences in your life” are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.

    • someguy3@lemmy.world
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      This is solidly Facebook.

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      as someone that never took anything worthwhile out of linkedin, i kind of like that people post this stuff there :P

  • corroded@lemmy.world
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    It’s amazing how someone’s job description can say “Scammer” in so many more words.

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      They even scam you out of your time making you read so many superfluous words

  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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    He’s got a very valid point with #2 though

  • the_q@lemm.ee
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    Capitalism is a helluva drug.

  • nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I had to look up what “digital real estate” is and best i can tell it’s something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit

    • mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works
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      The future is a dead mall. If you have the time, this is a great documentary on it. Line Only Goes Up is great by him too.

      https://archive.org/details/the-future-is-a-dead-mall-decentraland-and-the-metaverse

      • CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net
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        Just about everything Dan Olson does is amazing

        • mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works
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          Mantracks is amazing

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Apparently they look at a lot of porn.

  • HorreC@lemmy.world
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    you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.

    • Case@lemmynsfw.com
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      Just like that one kid who got caught buying a dime bag of weed. They directly and solely funded terrorism.

      • HorreC@lemmy.world
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        It has to be true no one else did the drugs!

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    deleted by creator

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      Settle down Francis.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Ok Jaden

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      just for shits and giggles I went through the last 7 days of your comments and took notes:

      • UK citizen (uses currency and talks about local chocolate brands)
      • SteamDeck owner
      • soccer/football fan
      • gamer
      • DRM hater
      • frequent videogame pirate (knows the name of a less popular repacker)
      • work at job about shoes
      • doesn’t have a foot fetish
      • boycotting the US
      • Porn watcher (probs older bc you referenced a specific one and people don’t do that nowadays)

      From this I would have to call every shoe stores in the UK to inform them that there is a miniscule chance their employee watches porn in their free time.

      I wasted like 20m on this lol

      And to be fair I’m not any better, I doxxed my full location on lemmy once accidentally 😂

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        • boycotting the US

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        Except for the foot things; that doesn’t narrow it down at all!

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          Given access to the right data, even just the first 2 bits would narrow it down a lot.

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      Anonymous? I know your E Mail, IP Address and will analyze all your previous posts

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      • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Is email really visible, I thought that wasn’t displayed publicly. I don’t see your email

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          It’s only visible to you. Everyone else sees it censored. Here’s mine in plaintext: [email protected]

          You shouldn’t see my email address. Only yours.

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            I’m disappointed… It looks like all the x.xxx domains were registered in 2012 and are just parked (or maybe the register reserved them? I can’t tell). It would have been fun if this could be a real email.

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            [email protected]

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          It’s visible if I pay $500 to the admins

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    Long as you’re honest about watching it with your partner. If you’re hiding it then you know it’s wrong.

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      And with jesus, or it’s a sin.

  • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world
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    There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.

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    Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.

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