My dad literally hits me and punishes me by starving me. However, my friend says he’s “just trying to shape me into the perfect young man” and that he “truly loves me”. This almost makes me think she’s either my dad in secret or dating my dad.
In all seriousness, what do I do? Stop talking to her? Talk to her? Be her friend despite it?
Punch her in the mouth and then say you’re just trying to shape her into the perfect young lady.
But more reasonably, let her know she’s a monstrous piece of shit and an awful friend and that you’ll be cutting ties due to her pro-child-abuse beliefs. Then do that.
I hope you can find a safe situation somewhere far away from these assholes soon.