Oh! I’m actually somewhat decent with some useful things. I got sent to a wilderness school for fuck up kids when I was a teen. So I know how to, and have applied a lot of survival stuff.

I know how to effectively make a somewhat permanent shelter. I can make and use a bow drill to make fire, and along the same principal but with much more effort and time I could make fire with hand drill or fire plough techniques. I know how to make basic traps. I can make cordage, and have very, very very basic tracking skills. I know some edible and toxic plants in my area (not exhaustive by any means). I know how to clean and dress game. There’s a lot of other stuff, but those popped into my head immediately.

It’s been a long time since I’ve done all this, but the knowledge and know-how is all there. I’d actually be a decent person to have around!

Probably dying at age <1.

Counting and therefore distributing spoils fairly. I would become a well-loved chief and would probably get laid more than I currently do, although the hairy partners may not be of my liking.

You’d be a lot taller and probably also faster (maybe not stronger). You’d become a god-king in no time. Or be killed as a monster.

Time travel, evidently.

Breeding

Is that Marjorie Trailer Greene?

Digging holes with a shovel. I’m good at that.

Whittling. Drawing.

Meditation.

Dogs seem to like me so maybe I’d be one of the first to domesticate dogs. I’d probably just live with dogs.

dying

I’m pretty good at thinking outside the box and innovating, so I’d probably just die.

sucking dick

i’m a fairly deft hand at pottery. i’m also decent at fiber crafts. depends when and where during the stone age, of course, that’s a pretty big expanse. if i’m really lucky, i’d be in one of the many cultures with special spiritual roles for trans folks. i’ve also got good rote memorization skills, so i can help with oral history.

Starvation.