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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

How funny would a joke have to be to Laugh Your Fucking Ass Off?

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How funny would a joke have to be to Laugh Your Fucking Ass Off?

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

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Laughing burns about 1 calorie per minute.

I may have 10 extra pounds of fat stored on my fucking ass (probably a bit less, but round numbers are nice)

Fat is 4100 calories per pound

41,000 minutes is roughly 1 lunar month of nonstop laughing

Now you just need to convert units of funny into lunar months of laughing. I’m not doing all your homework for you.
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  So that totals about 400 David Mitchells worth of fun

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