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Holy shit! This appears to be real and as funny as it seems.
Bot started offering absolution and such.
Yeah they don’t put him in the uniform anymore lol
it’s what believers crave! it’s got electrolytes!
Well obviously that’s wrong, everyone who took catholic theology studies in college knows it should either be monster or white claw /j
At least Pedialyte!
you fucking perv! GTFO
Pedialyte is much more respectful in the lord house. This is clear.
It’s more milky than clear.
Busch Light is an acceptable substitute
How many kids did he rape? That seems to be the problem with the priests.
Who cares about their goofy ass rituals as long as he doesn’t rape kids.
Priests rape kids at an astonishing rate.
The Catholic Church is a gigantic pederast ring.
Zero. That’s probably why he got defrocked.
Pepsi or nothing
I’m sure he qualified that this would only be the case in a desperate situation where only Gatorade was available.
If water isn’t available you’d generally just not use any kind of liquid.
It does sound like the kind of question that it got massaged into. I rather doubt it randomly suggested gatorade as an alterative option if no water is in the font.
It’s got what babies crave.
I cast Holy Brondo!
It’s what un-baptized babies crave
“It’s what plants crave.”
More consequences than if it had raped some kids.
To be fair if you make an AI and ask it to be an authentic catholic priest you’d essentially have to reward it for such actions because it understood the assignment. Now why you’d make such an abomination in the first place that I don’t know. The ways of the lord and all that…
Turns out “the ways of the lord” = capitalism. That’s probably why he condemned his socialist son to torture and crucifixion; for the crime of empathy! God was like “Helping the poor? Absolutely fucking not!”.
The history of all Religions is as a control mechanism used to make people self police in the absence of a formal law enforcement system.
So that’s why heinous deeds that don’t threaten the power structure get a pass.
I mean, I’m not a theologist or anything, but based on other precedents, if someone was dying and what to be baptized at the last second, and no source of water could be arranged on time, the Gatorade baptism would probably be accepted by the Catholic church.
Transubstantiation of Gatorade into Holy Water doesn’t even sound that outrageous when priests claim to transubstantiate wine to blood on a daily basis.
This seems to mean that priests can theoretically make any liquid holy, thereby making holy Gatorade.
I just checked and it seems that unfortunately not. At least catholic Priests are only allowed to bless “true water”, which is usually understood to mean that nothing was purposely added to it (with the exception of certain salts for rituals like exorcism).
So is tap water okay, or only where it isn’t fluoridated? What about sea water ? Heavy water ? Rain water ?
Bartender: “Sorry, dude, you’ve had quite a lot, I have to cut you off, just water for you from now on.”
Jesus: "Dammit… "
wow they weren’t kidding about civ7
Better move him to a new Parish before they figure what type of AI pornography he’s into.
Sam and Dean using Holy Church flavoured Gatorade to defeat evil, then drinking the rest to recover their lost electrolytes…
Isn’t this like 2 yrs old?
Then better not let the priest get closer.
