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Fellas, does doin’ it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)
Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!
This gaylord impregnated a female
I swear only my dick is gay, bro.
WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!
Married her because she owns the gym, bros. Free 24/7 access.
But have to give her attention and a kid or she’ll take away my access, bros.
What do I do, bros, working on pb deadlift this month, bros. I’m so close.
you need to kill her. sorry bud
Bend over and I’ll show you
I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.
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Oh they do, but usually not by choice.
Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!
Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - “Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I’m going to fuck a man.”
Bit of a funny insult calling someone a bulk cardboard box for shipping (ie Gaylord).
If a large cardboard box is a Gaylord does that mean regular boxes are gay peasantry?
If a large cardboard box is a Gaylord does that mean regular boxes are gay peasantry?
Yes.
“Women aren’t even humans” - ancient Greeks
Romans have entered the chat
Greeks have entered the chat
Wow TIL hetero sex is gay
“Spiritual lesbian”
“The only way to 100% be sure you won’t turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It’s the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!”
“Oh wow!”
related standup :
That was great.
It’s the only way to prevent the Goobacks from taking our jobs!!!
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this is the unjust wedding of ‘masculinity’ and ‘being served’. going down on your lady isn’t manly because you’re serving her and her pleasure, elevating her experience above thine
this also manifests in how a man topping another man is not seen nearly as bad as a man bottoming, despite them both being homosexual acts
I wish being a good servant was seen as masculine and sexy. I mean, isn’t Jesus supposed to be like the perfect moral examplar? the guy defended, and washed the feet of, those socially considered beneath him. if only more men tried to actually model their behavior like Jesus, modern society would be in a much better place for everyone, religious and otherwise
Ill never understood how having the power to make someone surrender to orgasm is seen as weak…
Yeah, remember that German philosopher? Immanuel Kant, whose last name is pronounced “cunt”? Who ended up kicking off the whole process of modern and ultimately postmodern philosophy? Who most likely had autism (non-judgemental) and some really weird habits (mostly non-judgemental, don’t hit your servants, dude) and ideas (somewhat non-judgemental, if you’ve never seen a person with darker skin in your life, don’t write about them).
It was all in the name!
Speaking of philosophers and licking cunts.
I’ve heard he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.
Always a bit edgy when people focus on the pronunciation of Kant, instead of its meaning.
I think The Matrix had it right when they said 1999 was the peak of humanity, when platforms for these kind of shenanigans didn’t exist yet lol. Yeah we had loons on BBSs and IRC, but this is certainly something special.
Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?
Chicken or the egg for the modern era
Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner’s pleasure.
These men literally can’t comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don’t directly benefit from it.
left
right wingers, incels always talk about men, and mens body especially the penis. porn basically destroyed thier minds.
Wow, incels are… something else. I’m so fucking glad we don’t have those over here.
Sure you don’t…
Also if your wife enjoys being fucked, she might be a spiritual gay man. And do you know how we call people who fuck gay men?
oh good, i’m gay so i don’t have that problem. whew, glad my manhood is safe.
I wasn’t aware that there was a thousand year ban on eating pussy.
I’m pretty sure that historically “sodomy” included oral sex
Ass to mouth? Gross.
Remember men, you’re not straight until you beg for other men on the internet to approve of how straight you are. Also, imagine people having relationships that don’t revolve around what a random Alpha Male™ thinks
