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Cannon is a winner
Honestly? Sounds like a pretty decent life path
I knew a guy who did that around here and I never seen anything but a smile on his face.
Does he… not know about climate change? lol
He probably knows a whole lot about soil biodiversity collapse. Close enough
I mean, yeah, but he spent his whole workday riding around in the woods on an atv. He came to my little gas station to fill up his truck and atv and he was always happy.
He also inspected mines, I think most of his job was about looking for runoff from the mines.
Forrest Gump: “I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floatin’ around accidental-like on a breeze. But I, I think maybe it’s both.”
OP is Gump lol
Op could have made worse choices overall. ATVs are pretty cool. Soil is soil. Coulda been a cubicle monkey. At least op is getting some sun.
atvs are a death trap
Fake: Anon never goes outside
Gay: Anon likes to rideSee Greentext post
Look inside
“Anon is fake and gay”
MFW
Me too, thanks.
ATV is cool, yeah!
But sampling soil from who-knows-where is shit. Imagine two weeks of rain at 4 °C and everyday you have to drive out. You are muddy, you are wet, you are freezing.
But you are also paid, which is alright.
I’d take a substantial pay cut for the opportunity.
–Me, cubicle code monkey wage slave.I wouldn’t
- work from home code money/server toucher
You’re not wrong. I make enough money at my current work that I’m hoping to be able to stop working w/i about 10 years (I’d be in my mid 40’s) and then go do some kind of outdoors work (ideally as a park ranger or game warden) where I’d be able to get back to my redneck roots and be away from the city 75% of the time.
with the right gear even freezing rain is tolerable, the big thing is that you need to prevent any water from getting between the boots and the rain/snow pants (or use the single piece pant boot things for wading).
single piece pant boot things for wading
Waders?
If you get the proper gear, clothing etc. - - still better than a cubicle in urban hell.
Thanks for the reality check
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If it was one of those federal jobs with a 3 year probation then green text is probably unemployed now.
My thought as well… There is a small chance that it was for a private firm, but I imagine most jobs like this are government.
Even if it was private sector, eliminating this regulatory enforcement avenue lowers the demand for this kind of work, so it could affect people’s jobs there as well.
No need for a contractor to sub-contract you to take soil samples if there’s no regulations surrounding soil composition!
You’re doing God’s work. Underground runoff is real, and it’s full of shit and pesticides. Digging a well for fresh water sucks.
My drinking buddy is a neuroscientist.
Same story. Went to college uncertain what he wanted. Did liberal arts, realized he was always curious about how the brain works, and just kept pushing through.
He’s not really sure how he was going to make a living, but he’s good at what he does and it’s the only thing that keeps him going.
A few drinking sessions prior, we celebrated over him submitting a paper that took five years to write.
Born to go field study and research nature, forced to be a cog for increasing shareholder value
Tried this with geology. Then quit and went to get a PhD. Now as a postdoc finding out that even the $50 million grant to “sustainably extract critical elements” is mostly bullshit. The system can’t self-correct.
I have a family friend who grew up near a creek. He loved bass fishing, so when he heard that invasive carp were eating bass eggs he took that personally.
He’d go out night after night bow hunting carp. He’d kill them and throw them on the bank for animals to eat. Dozens of these huge fish every night for years.
Eventually he cleaned out several miles of the creek by his house, and it’s some of the best bass fishing in the area.
tl;dr - He got a degree in fisheries.
Man really is all about that Bass; no treble.
Actually he liked treble hooks for bass fishing
I kinda wanna answer with a joke about that but all I can think of is mid.
People, man.
One man can create a great local environment with time.
And then there’s how much a group could do. How much more could they do if they just got one or two more to join?
And yet some of us just sit here, feeling a bit depressed and purposeless.
Environmental science jobs are legit, they’re pretty chill too, unless you’re working as a lab analyst
Went to college, had GPA issues.
Stoner neighbor friend says " Bro, you should do undergrad research at some lab at school, it’s really easy and they give you an A at the end of the semester.
ok
do undergrad bitch work get easy A
They ask me to do a master’s. Ok
they told me I could do a PhD. Ok
apply to national lab for post doc
accepted
working there 10+ years
boss retiring, says I and to run the research group now
its ok
Actually, though? Or did you just make that up?
True story
Great. Wonderful. Really happy for you, anon. >:{
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I’m jealous of anon making a living out of sampling dirt
I basically fell into my life choices and they’ve worked out remarkably well for me. I intended, upon leaving high school, to get a music education degree and become a high school band teacher. Then due to budget reasons (and an unwillingness to take out $50-80k in loans) and having to work full time to support myself, I ended up taking a break from school (after taking 5 years to get my Associates Degree). I moved to the opposite side of the country on a whim, and after a year and a half at a truly miserable call center job, my friend suggested the Coast Guard. So I talked to a recruiter and got a report date.
Around the same time, I met a woman in my area (back before online dating was the tragic mess it currently is) while just looking for people to do things with, since I moved across the country knowing nobody. We got along, but nothing kicked off until I told her I was joining the military (leaving), we both expressed how interested we were in each other, and became a couple.
I’ll spare you the longer story, but ended up proposing during “off-base liberty” in boot camp (generally speaking DO NOT RECOMMEND) because I was moving halfway across the country, and, per my proposal, “neither of us have anything, you just lost your job, and the way we both are, even if it’s bad we’ll stick it out for a year. And if you ever want to go back, we’ll buy you a plane ticket, split what we have, and you’re no worse off than you are now.” We ended up getting along amazingly.
And I was worried about joining the military (which I was doing for the GI Bill so I could finish school then become a band teacher), but the job I’ve been doing is WAY better than being a band teacher, and I’m currently buying a house (for the second time) and getting set to retire somewhere amazing. At 46.
My life is considerably better than anything I might have planned, because I went along with the opportunities that came up. I think OP failed task successfully.
