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What for? Why would anyone want to buy (even for free) 300 million of Americans?
They didn’t say they’d be keeping the people.
just a portion of magats voting would be enough to ruin canada within a decade, unless it’s made only a ‘territory’ with a just single riding (like yukon, nwt, and nunavut each have)
We could let them be a territory for a 150-200 years like they’ve been letting Puerto Rico sit as one. However long it takes for Puerto Rico, add an extra 50 years.
I will take the American doctors please. But not their healthcare system.
Also anyone who is cool and not a narcissistic sociopath is invited too. The rest can be left out of the deal.
Imagine Canada owning the Grand Canyon and Yosemite National Park.
We would be undeniably the most beautiful country in the world.
Canada already is undeniably the most beautiful country in the world. We don’t need Yosemite lol
Ahhh, finally! Peace!
Just do it already. I’ll fight to be Canadian 💪🍁
I’d back this eh. I think aboot it a loot. Eh. Bagged milk.
Hahaha. For a moment I thought this was real news and some politician actually said this. Then I saw beaverton.
Professor Maxine Welkers of the University of Toronto Economics Dept. explains, “Given Americans’ low literacy rates, costly health insurance, and how much animal shit their FDA allows in their food, Canada annexing the U.S. is really more of a humanitarian gesture.”
That line is gold.
And true.
I’m saving up!
MY BODY IS READY.
I’ll chug maple syrup. Learn to ride a moose. Whatever it takes. But please make this happen.
In Soviet Canuckistan, moose rides you
Don’t forget the poutine and beer.
Can we please just have our revolution and have no State? Thx
No state. Only guillotine.
Can we make some of them territories so they can’t vote.
Canadian territories get to vote though
The whole thing, can’t risk it. Plus it’s way easier to avoid any attacks on being biased if no.
However, we should make Puerto Rico a province.
Make Puerto Rico their bosses
Hell no. Puerto Ricans overwhelmingly voted for Orange babboon.
Oh booo yea ok fuck ‘em.
That isn’t just voting for the leopard who will eat your face, that’s voting the leopard who has already eaten your face.
Keep it, we’re good.
USA? You mean North Mexico?
Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.
Nobody doing the math on the number of seats that “province” would have? All other provinces would lose their power. You think the pull Ontario and Quebec have is bad? Hooo boy.
If you split the north and south into two provinces, they’d vote at odds with eachother enough to be controlled.
Combine that with some good ol gerrymandering by creeping your provinces down into the US, you’d chip away at US votes enough I can’t imagine it’d really be a huge issue.
(Signed, a US American)
We can do an administrative region, and pull a Puerto Rico on them.
Washingtonian here. Always loved Canada, just waiting to be annexed in.
Annex Oregon also!
I do wish USA was like Canada
