And yet, unhitched from the menial task of transportation, the average horse today enjoys a far better quality of life than the average pre-car horse. Why? Horse girls. You see, now that the market demand for horses is no longer based on actual horsepower, horses can render the service of “just being themselves” for those who appreciate that most (in much more forgiving circumstances). In this way, horses truly are forever… and the real losers really are mankind. And its machines. In this essay, I will

    • Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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      12 days ago

      Imagine a human being able to shit without stopping movement at any time, into a portable bag of feces.

      The mind shudders

      Such person would be too free from the shackles of humanity

      This cannot, it must not ever happen

      • spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish
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        11 days ago

        this is called a colostomy bag but I think most users would disagree that dealing with the bag cleanup is worth the ability to shit on the go lol

    • limelight79@lemm.ee
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      12 days ago

      Or, do what the nearby horse farm does, just head to my neighborhood and leave the horse shit all over the trail and the road and people’s yards!

      Seems kind of rude to me, but what do I know.