It’s not a rock, do your research
I think its an egg painted gray.
Fuck you!
No, this is Patrick!
You cannot just say this is a ROCK! What type of rock, is it igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic rock, then what rock is it, is it granite or norite. And what is the damn mineralogy, are there any feldspars or over identifiers
photo of a rock
Ceci n’est pas une rock
The Treachery of Memes
Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks
I refuse to argue about this due to the following reasons, assumptions and attacks against your person: …
I have to say it. That’s a really nice rock.
Well rounded
Uniform oval shape
Well distributed grain
Minimal color invariance
Pauli’s exclusion principle compliant
Higher than average support threshold
Aerodynamic
Hydrodynamic
No moss (that’s always a plus)
No visible cracks, dents or imperfections
Negative wobblyness
3 dimensional
Positive spinniness
Nice all around silicate spectrum
Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential
High end projectile index (above 0.95, that’s factoring window breaking potential)
Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that’s garlic grade)
Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters
Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)
Gravitationally bound to Earth system
Free range Baryonic matter contents
All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the ±wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better
Rate: 5/7
7/7 with rice
Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢
Judgement: 👍
you’re right. no arguments here
I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock
It’s a perfect 5 out of 7
Why is moss bad?!
It’s not bad but has been deprecated as a good predictor since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., where the Framework for sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III was developed and standardized
Huh, here I thought it was an egg.
It’s a boulder, but just not quite as large as most boulders.
It’s not JUST a boulder! It’s a rock! A BIG, BEAUTIFUL, OL ROOOCK. Oh the pioneers used to ride these babies for MILES! And it’s in great shape!
It’s a boulder the size of a small boulder
Heh, I think the line in the news article was something like, “a small boulder the size of a large boulder”. I’m inclined to blame the editor rather than the reporter.
Of any rock you could have posted, you post this thing? Bleh.
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Nah that’s a bean.
Its a pebble
Looks more like a stone to me.
I’m sorry but you have no point of refrence! No banana to scale. Could be a large stone
It’s apparently igneous, so you could use grain size. Based on that, probably around the size of a baseball. I’m going with ‘large stone’ lol
Could be a giant boulder
That is igneous rock! You have to be specific otherwise it’s just wrong and confusing!
