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NickwithaC@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 2 months ago

Only 105 Grand! Buy Now!

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Only 105 Grand! Buy Now!

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NickwithaC@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.ukEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Synapse@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Damn, next Silent Hill looks so realistic?

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    She’s a bit of a fixer-upper. Oh, and you should really like breathing mould spores.

  • Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz
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    You also get extra mold and bonus rodents for no additional charge!

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Comes with a microwave.

    • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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      2 months ago

      Is it haunted?

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        I hope so.

    • ryan213@lemmy.ca
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      Definitely sweetens the deal!

      • blackbrook@mander.xyz
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        And drapes!

  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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    If you could convince the sellers to rent it for an afternoon, and you have a high quality camera, you could get some amazing digital assets for some horror video games.

  • glimse@lemmy.world
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    Is it for the whole building? Where’s it located?

    105k might be a steal for the land alone

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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      Is it for the whole building?

      No, it’s a 2 bedroom flat.

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        Thought it might be with the two entrances. I’m kind of surprised this unit is so bad without making the whole building condemnable

        • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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          That’s what amazes me. Unless something drastic has gone rapidly wrong (dead resident, closed windows, heating on high, etc - I have friends in housing with horror stories about people exploding), how have the other residents not kicked off about this as it must be… impacting them too.

          It definitely feels like there is a story to be told there.

    • bstix@feddit.dk
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      Not if it’s flood damage.

      • glimse@lemmy.world
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        It was a house and depending on the location, yes it would have. The land is often the most expensive part of buying a house

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          I looked it up. It’s located in Thamesmead near the Thames. The auction went for £117 000 for the shown unit, not the entire building, and the land is leased. No explanation for the mold.

          https://auctionhouselondon.co.uk/lot/11-eastgate-close-thamesmead-london-se28-8pj-281629

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    It looks like a fire-damaged apartment in an otherwise nice building, and it could be worth a lot more than 105k in the right location.

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Those photos don’t look like fire damage.

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      I think the damage was caused by feral hogs, not fire.

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        I don’t think they’re feral anymore if they live in an apartment.

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          Considering some of the flatmates I’ve had, I don’t think the two are mutually exclusive.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    If its $105k in a place with manicured lawns and close neighbors, as seen in the first photo, then there’s mold and rot all the way through to the frame and the underground pipes are wrecked too. But that still leaves the slab and service hookups.

    $105k still sounds OK until you start to realize the demo and remediation costs.

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      Frame? This is in London, so it’s going to be blockwork and brickwork. The only frame would be the roof trusses.

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    Did they raise hogs in there?

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    Are the evil spirits included in the price?

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      Technically they own the flat, you’d be their tenant!

  • uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    Silent Hill vibes

  • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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    only 105 grand microsievert per hour? what a blast

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    Only 105K to buy Dracula’s ACTUAL mansion? Bargain!

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    That looks like a 10 unit building. Say you can make it fifteen when you rebuild. Average US cost of a condo is about $350,000. About $5,240,000. Worth it to do a total tear down and rebuild.

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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      I thought it was 105k for one flat.

      We might need a link to more information.

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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        Yep, here is the Rightmove link - 2 bedroom flat, not the whole building.

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          edited my comment

          You have the eyes of an eagle, and the noble soul of a warrior!

          • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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            You are too generous - it’s a pity everything else is fucked. 🤣

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    That looks like even the mould has mould growing on it.

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