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I wish I was this mentally strong
That’s a real Terry Pratchett-esque quote right there.
Throw in some misspellings and I would have sworn it was Winnie the Pooh.
pooh doesn’t wear underwear though
Which makes it all the more Pooh-esque.
My English teacher used to do variations on this joke.
Who else would adress you with “self”? No need to check the underwear, weirdo
Self, how’s your pants situation? You clothed?
Self: I bathed and changed my trousers within the last millennium. Fuck off
*bugger off
^millennium ^hand ^and ^shrimp
Object oriented programming gone mad