• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    25 days ago

    The worst part is when someone triggers the emergency brakes at high speed and all the cum gets forced to the front of the train - that is when the laser-like leaks of highly pressurised cum cut down everything in a 1km radius.

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      25 days ago

      My wife died from high velocity cum. I’m holding a silent vigil tonight, you’re welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.

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          25 days ago

          I wish I could but we couldn’t recover the body, the cum left earth’s atmosphere with my wife’s body attached. A panel of scientists told me her limp lifeless body is currently being pulled towards the the outer edges of the known universe, hence the vigil.

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            24 days ago

            Yeah, that is what cum with the force of 1000 suns does to a human body, I am so very sorry.

            I hope she got to glimpse one of the Voyagers.

            May she visit the great surface & her projected information escape this simulation with grace.