Look, I’m an autistic fuck who can barely speak to people, but even I’ve never considered coughing up blood as a conversation starter.
We really are a unique animal aren’t we?
At some point a single male spider started dancing for their lives. Don’t diss innovation.
Gets noticed in the gym and complaining still sheeeshhh
If her reaction to seeing someone suffer is: “leave”, then anon is better off without her.
Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.
If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin
When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words
Can’t keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you’re Blood Cough Guy and… wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?
Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)
Yes I remember the Buddhist saying “weight lifting is suffering”
If someone’s coughing up blood in front of me I’m leaving too.
Why
You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.
Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?
Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?
Fainting isn’t going to do much to help so I close my eyes and walk past.
Someone better than me with more training will come by!
At least call cops or something my dude :)
Why do the accident victims need their dogs shot?
Yea, I’m not dealing with whatever contagion they may be spreading with that. GL to them though.
People really need to watch 28 Days Later, they’ll be sitting ducks otherwise!
No wonder he developed the atomic bomb after that.
tbh I’d probably leave but notify someone who works there so they can call an ambulance or do first aid or something. and even if the cougher wipes the blood up, the floor there should be disinfected.
Depends. Some people just absolutely cannot handle blood under any circumstances.
I want a version of that appropriate/inappropriate meme but with the guys coughing up blood and both pictures labeled “inappropriate”.
Don’t let your memes be dreams
I was out with my friends once in my early twenties, drunk at the limit between “flying high on the wings of booze” and “incoherent mass of sick and confusion.”
There was this girl who kept catching my eye every time I saw her out and about, and this time she happened to be at the same dive as us. I finally decided to try talking to her, so I kinda’ awkwardly accosted her at the bar and I think I started pulling my “over-the-top intellectual” bit for a laugh.
Somehow, it worked! We kept chatting (she was buzzed but significantly more sober than I was), we kept laughing, then she asked me to accompany her on an ATM trip after a while. Now, I’d completely lost my capacity for reading between the lines at this point, so I just took it as a generic action. About midway through the trip, she started pulling in very close to me, my current guess being that she had intended to try smooching. My drunk brain thought “oh, she must be feeling the drag, we need to keep her blood pumping.” So I called a race, last one to the ATM is a rotten egg.
Again, surprisingly, she was into it! I could hear her giggling as I was pulling away. I was running like a madman, I could feel my legs moving by themselves. I was a beast, a high-performance machine, a force of nature! Almost started congratulating myself for being such an irresistible hunk, when suddenly I could feel the curb grabbing my left foot. I plunged forward, but luckily my stage fighting reflexes kicked in and I completely unexpectedly started doing landing rolls. I literally rolled the rest of the way to the ATM - about 4-5 meters, not kidding, I’d picked up some serious speed while galloping like a horse on coke. She won and was laughing her ass off, the alcohol inside me had been angered and my brain was oatmeal.
I don’t remember many details after that. What I will say, though, is that it worked! Also, that I never again tried wooing or racing anyone while drunk.
I was waiting for this to be a setup and you get mugged to withdraw from your ATM. Glad it turned out better lol.
Ah, I remember being this age. Thanks for the story, it took me to a really special place.
Unexpectedly sweet? I kept waiting for it to turn bad and it never did. Cute!
This is what I visit Lemmy for
So the curb (being a metaphor for mankind) caught your leg (a metaphor for the undertaker), and plunged you towards an ATM (colloquially referred to as “an announcers table” in some circles). A bit cryptic but I got it.
Well how’d it work out after that
Woke up at hers with a splitting headache and profound nausea, after that things didn’t really go anywhere. Nothing dramatic, she was lovely, we just didn’t match.
This seems like something they should probably see a therapist about? That doesn’t seem like the behavior of a healthy mind.
Well it is 4chan.
Putting on big muscles is for the boys, real girls don’t actually like it.
Can confirm. I’ve gotten exactly one comment from a woman about my physique a couple years ago. I get comments from dudes fairly often. I do still think about what the woman said to me like all the time though.
Wow! Way to just trivialize the appreciation from the homies!
But yeah, they probably know and understand what you went through for your build much more than others. Or are simply less intimidated.
Plus of course if you don’t put on stupid amounts of muscle you retain the ability to scratch your own nose. Seriously some of the guys at the gym, watching them try their names is a site to behold. The ideal body shape is not the Hulk
Same with beards. You’ll get a lot of attention with a nice beard, but not many girls perse
Beards are for for your wife, not for meeting girls.
Married men know what I’m talking about.
I will say as a trans chick who used to have a denial beard, women did love it, but that’s because I conditioned it. I got so many comments about how they wished more beards were that soft.
Mind you, I also followed rules 1 and 2
Mind you, I also followed rules 1 and 2
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A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
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A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
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Rule 1: be attractive Rule 2: don’t be unattractive
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That was also my experience, I grew my beard a couple of time, just to see how long it goes and also laziness. I never cared with specific beard products or trimming it and stuff. I washed it with the same head&shoulders I use for my hair. In my country is normal to great with a kiss in the cheeks so it was a somewhat common occurrence that a woman would feel and comment how soft it was. But that was it, their are impressed by the softness not the looks of how long it was, this was only guys, guys were impressed by the size of the bears and all. That is not to say that woman necessarily prefer shaved face, in my experience mostly (in my country that is) prefer a trimmed beard. I guess it is more mature or mainly. My now wife certainly preferred me to just trim down the beard instead of shaving it.
That’s fair. And the fact that I was following rules 1&2 probably explains the rest, because wow you would not believe how blatantly people can hit on you without you noticing when you hate your appearance
What is the rules 1&2 ?
But yeah, that tracks, I guess is the opposite end of confident people that will think that others are into them why would they not be? When we don’t think much of ourselves we more likely assume that a compliment or even someone hitting on you is just someone being nice, they “obviously” would not be into me.
Rule 1: be attractive Rule 2: don’t be unattractive
And yeah, developing confidence did wonders
Amen, same with watches and motorcycles and revving your car
I don’t know what real means anymore
In this case real means not emotionally stunted.
How depressing
10/10 game
The Nickelodeon show makes so much more sense now
This guy who was a *lot bigger than me
That reminds me April Fools Day is approaching. When I was young I worked in a haunted house where we made blood capsules using Karo syrup, red food dye and put it into empty capsules. I deal with two guys at work that like to get stupid stoned at lunch time
Charlie’s got a touch of the consumption.
He’s been poisoned by his constituents
Yes? Show the other replies please.
You’re already messaging them. Why must you need to message them on Snapchat?
To send nudes
Send them through the imessage then. At least it’s kind of e2ee if both sides set them up correctly
Never gets old
