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minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoCop pulls you over on a bicycle: “Drivers License and registration please” “I don’t need those, I’m not driving this bicycle, I’m travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don’t contract with DMV.” “Right you are sir, have a nice day!” Why haven’t the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!
minus-squareYash2120@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI’m still confused how they didn’t argue
minus-squareshastaxc@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWhy didn’t the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?
minus-squareunderwire212@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 months agoHave you physically seen the average sovcit?? No way they’re traveling on bicycles anytime soon haha
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoYou can also run a speed camera on one and they can’t touch you. Sovcits hate this one weird trick.
Cop pulls you over on a bicycle:
“Drivers License and registration please”
“I don’t need those, I’m not driving this bicycle, I’m travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don’t contract with DMV.”
“Right you are sir, have a nice day!”
Why haven’t the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!
I’m still confused how they didn’t argue
Why didn’t the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?
Have you physically seen the average sovcit?? No way they’re traveling on bicycles anytime soon haha
Bc they are fat asses
You can also run a speed camera on one and they can’t touch you. Sovcits hate this one weird trick.