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MataVatnik@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Rate my breakfast

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Rate my breakfast

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MataVatnik@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • SippyCup@feddit.nl
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    3 months ago

    Ok time to go home

  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    Rate my breakfast warcrime

    Ftfy

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 months ago

      I always do a little warcrime in the mornings, as a treat ☺️

  • funkajunk@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    11/10

  • BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    Make sure you microwave the can first

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      I want it to stick it in the rotavap but I want to avoid my coworkers hassling me w questions

  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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    Waaaay too much sodium there.

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Gag reflex strongly kicking in

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    A modern take of the full english. You’ve got your beans, tortilla instead of hashbrowns, red buffalo flavoring in place of the tomato, ranch as a stand-in for sausage, and the self-loathing fills in for the black pudding.

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 months ago

      My British coworker said something similar 🤣

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    3 months ago

    Alright Rorschach…

  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’ll say this is more of a fart post than a shit post.

    For breakfast I’m more into blackened toast with plenty butter and then a bit of marmite and then microwaved baked beans on top.

  • UltraHamster64@lemmy.world
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    Nutritious

  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    that’s gonna be a shartpost in about 5 hours

    • MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      🗣 shart

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    7.5/10. Sweet chilli heat doritos would bump it to 9/10.

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    3 months ago

    10/10 have done this before

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      3 months ago

      Lol. Marijuana and choices were made.

  • Pregnenolone@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    No.

  • Jollyllama@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Already more fiber in your diet than 90% of Americans.

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