Looks at a picture of a family dinner from 10 years ago. One third of the people are now dead…
I feel sick all the time
Cuts and such heal WAYYYYY more slowly.
I also seem to bruise easier.
I got excited about a sale on toilet paper. It was 50% off for 30 rolls of the really high quality one!
Ah but you’re not really a proper old guy until you get a bidet and start bitching about how medieval everyplace you go is that doesn’t have one.
I’ve started to lose height as I get older instead of gaining it
Eyesight started going in mid 40s. Still not happy about it.
Damn, that’s a long run!
I had perfect vision for decades and then it suddenly went to shit. Found out there’s no preventing it, no lifestyle changes to make it better. It’s just gone. Presbyopia can’t be prevented or fixed. Feels bad, man.
It’s interesting to me that I don’t see myself aging in the bathroom mirror…until I put on my glasses. Then it’s obvious. Also, I didn’t used to need glasses. But nature’s gaussian blur filter is awesome. My wife looks as good as the day I met her too!
I took a shower and my knee hurts. Like fuck.
Either you or I take showers very wrong
I’ll tell you when you’re older
They Might Be Older (Still)
After about an hour of using the mouse or controller gaming, I have to take a few seconds to massage my hand because it gets sore and stiff.
Didn’t happen until I got into my 30’s 😔
Early 40s here, and carpal tunnel is finally kicking in
Holidays are a blur. I don’t remember individual years anymore, and every year I’m started at how quickly it became Christmas already.
Ffs we’re halfway through February already. I was just putting up the tree like 3 days ago.
Are you also in your 30s? Haha
Children, which to me is everyone born in the 2005+ are already turning 20. Hell, the iPhone can already vote.
Also, Gangnam style. 13 years ago.
Btw I was born in 2004 and I’m 20
Too real. Not just holidays, weeks and months go by and it’s like “shit when did it get to 2025??”
Covid made it especially bad. Covid started five years ago. Started, like we first heard the term “Covid”
It’s still March… 2020
COVID really did destroy the flow of time for me.
The clothing styles I wore in middle school are cool now, except those damn low rise flares will not work on me at 40 because my mid-section would flab out everywhere. Damn kids.
My shoulder still hurts from last week when I slept funny.
The idea of staying out past 10pm sounds terrible.
I almost set up a breakfast date with a friend for 7am.
I’m really excited for a larger capacity water heater.
I’m starting to do that thing where I look down to focus on small text right in front of me.
All kinds of random aches that just just become the new normal.
Driving at night just sucks.
I hit that in my mid 20s. Turned out my headlights sucked and I needed to clean the inside of my windshield.
Nobody mistakes me for a teenager anymore.
Kids call me “lady”
I want to go to bed at 9 PM
I get excited for new appliances
