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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works ·
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Anon lives with his sister

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Anon lives with his sister

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone
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    OP lost me at that “whore talk” bullshit

    • Psythik@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      It’s 4chan; the fuck did you expect?

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        There is a vast and complex story sbout how we got to where we are today with social and political events, especially in the US.

        This comment sums them up so swiftly it’s almost art.

        • Soulg@sh.itjust.works
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          Man I want what you’re smoking

      • Soulg@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s always amazing seeing people react to the 4channiest of 4chan shit with outrage like it’s new, why are you even reading greentexts then?

  • crawancon@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    this guy just hasn’t figured out he’s jesus

  • DesolateMood@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Isn’t there more to this one? Why is it cut off

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      Found the rest

      • Localhorst86@feddit.org
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        I don’t know what to do next

        next greentext will be about him trying to fuck his sister.

        • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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          I thought that’s what was going to happen in this one.

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          It’s only considerate.

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    2 years ago

    Invite the guy round, obv.

  • SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today
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    Answer is simple. Invite him to come over some Saturday. Go find something else to do when he arrives. He can go take your sister out on a date and they can hook up. Then you get back and play RDR with him. Everybody wins :-)

  • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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    Next? Uh, fuck him, obviously.

  • ne0n@lemmy.world
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    “whore talk” fucking cringe you’re the one at home not getting laid

    • Omega Cloud@lemmy.world
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      It’s not nice to speak that way about your brother and his new friend, you know?

    • 11111one11111@lemmy.world
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      Lol stfu theyre siblings. If you aren’t embarrassing or shaming your siblings you aren’t doing it right.

      • ne0n@lemmy.world
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        you regularly call the women in your family whores, then?

  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml
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    Anon has a special stepbrother.

  • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    Can we stop sex shaming people?

    • Kilgore Trout@feddit.it
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      What?

      • Randelung@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        “usual whore talk”

        • lilsolar@sh.itjust.works
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          Sounds fine 2 me

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    Yee haw

  • samus12345@lemm.ee
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    Games before dames

    • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      Twitch ‘fo dat bitch

  • d41@startrek.website
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    I used to torture my sister’s boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.

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    “Sister does the usual whore talk of taking a shower and going to bed.”

    Apparently, I too am a whore. 😂

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      Probably the only context where anon hears about showering.

  • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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    fake: anon lives with a woman

    and gay: anon makes up stories of stealing sister’s dates to have fun with them

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    sleep with the guy tbh

    • TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like they have a lot in common… it’s a nice meet cute.

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