• Killercat103@slrpnk.net
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    Fascist proceeds to press the trigger 3 times and get dissapointed they could not shoot the liberal as well. Another anarchist arrives then punches the fascist and takes his gun. The liberal concludes the anarchist to be the real fascist.

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    Hide the gun, stand back, and wait. Then beat whoever’s still breathing once the others are done killing each other. Now they’re alone and still have 2 bullets.

  • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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    How is that supposed to be a riddle?

    The only actual threat in the room is the fascist. Anarchists aren’t actually dangerous, they’re just annoying, they never actually do anything they just talk a lot.

    The Marxist won’t kill you either. They’ll just argue with you.

    • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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      There are violent and nonviolent ideologues on all sides of the political spectrum. There have been violent Marxists, fascists, anarchists, liberals, vegans. Just the same, there have been nonviolent members of all of these ideologies. I wouldn’t consider some tankie or neofash teen making hexbear or /pol/ posts in their bedroom to be violent.

      I would say that the fascist and the Marxist are equally threatening to my safety, all else equal.

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      No it’s to show the idiocy of liberals in siding with fascists time and time again.

      The only thing missing is that after the fash shot the two leftists, that they would bash the libs head in with the handle.

    • CodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I feel like wanting to kill 3/4ths of the population is part of some ideologies, but i wouldn’t count anarchy among them.

      • _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yes, that’s why I said three authoritarians. The Nazis, and the two groups that have historically worked with them at several points.

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    Shoot the lock to escape the room, and save the other bullet for whoever locked you up in there.

  • DicJacobus@lemmy.world
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    the lib gives the gun to the fascist the fascist shoots the lib in the back of the head twice, the fasicst then gaslights the marxist into believing the lib committed self harm

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      Almost, you forgot the part where the liberal shoots himself in the foot before giving the fascist the gun.

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    Throw the gun away and beat thw shit out of the fascist with the other two would be my choice. That hurts more than a gunshot.

    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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      beat thw shit out of the fascist with the other

      You mean ask them for help, or use them as oversized clubs?

  • sumguyonline@lemmy.world
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    While the conservative that planned this insane and illegal real life thought experiment jerked off into a dirty sock while wearing a trump mask and somehow, despite not even touching the gun, still shot themselves in the foot.