A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer.
The barman said - I’m not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar!
The superconductor left without any resistance.
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate!
“A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.”
In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
One that works in English:
A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer. The barman said - I’m not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar! The superconductor left without any resistance.
An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.