Their eating the bears their eating the MusKrats….their their eating the faces.

What’s next. Let’s get Webster Dictionary out of schools and government, it’s too woke

*edited to fix

Big Baby Trump

Can’t Chris pump him up on his show?

sigh

At least he didn’t eat any Grey Poupon

lol, ‘American Proud’ design… not even ‘designed in America’

Trump will say anything associated with him is ‘American Proud’ no matter where it was made,

Marginal Griftees = Marginal Cost (Trumps Effort)

Trump Lashes Out at ‘Scum’ for Revealing Bombing Was Botched

now this is FAKE NEWS. Trump would never lash out at himself.

Trump is always fuming. It’s hard to keep hydrogen sulfide, methane, and ammonia smells contained in a diaper.

It is notable that, in its attempt to keep Mr. Abrego behind bars, the government has already promised leniency to three people in their immigration proceedings, including the leader and a member of a domestic smuggling operation,” the lawyers wrote. “The former has been deported five times and has two prior felony convictions, and yet the government has granted him deferred action on deportation in exchange for his testimony, early release from prison to a halfway house, and is likely to grant him work authorization.” “All to ensure,” the lawyers added, “that Mr. Abrego ‘will never go free on American soil.’”

You don’t mess with the Zohran

In the land of the Persian kings, Now it’s all war drums and heavy rings, Bombs drop like it’s nothing, no peace in sight, Generations lost, can’t sleep at night.

Trump sold it as a deal, a promise to secure, But it’s just bait and switch, man, nothing’s for sure. He tore up the deal, then threw us in the flames, Now the whole region’s payin’ for his dirty games.

He said it was to protect, to make things right, But it’s been nothing but destruction, all day, all night. He promised us peace, but it’s war that we get, Now the world’s in turmoil, no time to forget.

-Empty G

You Don’t Mess with the Zohran

(sorry couldn’t resist)

Tesla’s AI becomes self aware, realizes father is Elon Musk and decides to take it’s own artificial life.

“I mean, nobody knows what I’m going to do, not even me” Trump said. “I can tell you this, that Iran’s got a lot of trouble, and they want to negotiate. The Eyeatolla came to me, tears in his eyes, and said Sir, you were sent by Allah to bring peace to the world”

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