Those that stray will return to the flock soon enough

ABC FAKE NEWS has been completely discredited, and is now under investigation. Did they give Comrade Kamala the questions? It was 3 on 1, but they were mentally challenged people, against one person of extraordinary genius. It wasn’t even close, as is now reflected in the polls. I WON THE DEBATE!

=@realDonaldTrump

Yeah, the guy who has no idea what a trading curb is, is a very stable business genius. Of course there is a very high chance that he is just straight up lying to rile the ignorant.

Limit Up-Limit Down Circuit Breaker (Single Stock Circuit Breaker) – The Limit Up-Limit Down circuit breaker (“LULD”) is a market volatility moderator designed to prevent large, sudden price moves in a stock. In particular, it prevents trades in individual securities from occurring outside of a specified price band. This price band is set at a percentage level above and below the average price of the stock over the immediately preceding five-minute trading period. If the stock’s price moves to the price band and does not move back within the price bands within 15 seconds, trading in the stock will pause for five minutes. These price bands are 5%, 10%, 20%, or the lesser of $.15 or 75%, depending on the price of the stock and whether the stock is designated as a Tier 1 or Tier 2 NMS stock. Tier 1 NMS stocks include all securities in the S&P 500, the Russell 1000 and select Exchange Traded Products. Tier 2 NMS stocks include all other NMS securities, except for rights and warrants, which are specifically excluded from coverage. The LULD applies during regular trading hours from 9:30 am ET – 4:00 pm ET. The LULD’s price bands double during the last 25 minutes of the regular trading day for (i) all Tier 1 NMS stocks and (ii) Tier 2 NMS stocks at or below $3.00.

https://www.investor.gov/introduction-investing/investing-basics/glossary/stock-market-circuit-breakers#:~:text=A cross-market trading halt,of the S%26P 500 Index.

https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradingHaltSearch

https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=tradehaltcodes

LUDP Volatility Trading Pause

https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/content/MarketRegulation/LULD_FAQ.pdf

No one should listen to a convicted felon billionaire….ohh wait

Stochastic Terrorism

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_no_one_rid_me_of_this_turbulent_priest%3F

Easy to hold when you didn’t put up any money in the first place. Or, maybe he had someone buy a ton of call options before. As expensive as the puts were the last time I checked, They were likely pretty cheap.

Give them some time, they will kiss the ring soon enough.

The dog ate his prepared notes

Your pun freshens the breath as well

Tucker is shocked

Couches everywhere will breathe a sigh of relief

The dogs are revolting against the government that won’t protect them from being eaten.

Made up, though based on Trump’s comments about a judge with Mexican heritage:

Read this: How Trump defended criticism of judge for being ‘Mexican’

“Now, this RINO is of Mexican heritage. I built a wall, OK? I built a wall and Mexico paid for it. Of course he will be very unfair to TRUMP. Many people say he wants a job on FAKE NEWS CNN and to write a book”

-@RealDonaldTrump

Tl;Dr

Trump, s ex-FBI official: We have ‘many reasons’ to think ,ex-president, is a Russian ‘asset’

He’s facing the wrong way and he would be lower, puckering at Putin’s personal ‘mic’.

He’s reminiscing on the day his building became the tallest in Manhattan