I’m so, so guilty of this. But that’s also because I’ve inherited a codebase that’s almost comically badly structured and every file I open is a new outrage.

Ditto Queensland. 40+ isn’t pleasant but there are well established ways to handle it here.

A home designed to insulate against Northern European winters turns into a death trap in sustained high temps like this.

Voyager.app is the shit

“If if feels like more than two fingers, it’s probably a dick.” - Mary Todd Lincoln

Actually awesome. I feel like Labor has gone full “fuck it we ball” because the opposition is going to shriek no matter what they do

I am the master of the C.U.C.K. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.U.C.K., you’ll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.U.C.K. like me. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.U.C.K. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.U.C.K.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

In a perverse way, I kind of want them to win. I want the organisers to be forced to say the white part loud.

“As for anyone outside of that box… Good luck”

I have a new-found respect for Mr Lucas

LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

You might want to add “Naruto run” to that list. Trust me, you’ll thank me later

This one hit me hard. It described a lot of what I’ve been feeling myself lately.

Risotto For My Family

C for cue and Q for queue! Evil genius.

You should see her playing chess

W for why and Y for you is delightful

Looking at that big ol’ mdash

He’s going to order a nuke, I can feel it. And maybe they’ll stop him, or maybe they’ll let him do it and then remove him. He lost control a while ago.

GPS. I know how it works in principle* - but it’s still magic that I can be in the most remote spot in the world and still get my exact bearings to the nearest square metre.

( * Triangulate from the time offsets in ping messages from four or more satellites with synchronised clocks, right?)

The only prudent move for the Gulf states is to ditch the US.

Exactly. Iran said as much last week. It’s widely believed (but not confirmed) that Macron did a deal with Tehran to allow that French tanker through today.

The Iranians have made association with the US a liability for anyone who needs gulf oil and there is nothing the US can do to stop it.