The skin will eventually turn blue as well, once they die from the entirety preventable diseases that they refuse to vaccinate for.

I hate being pigeonholed into being the Dragonborn. I’m a Bosmer, for fucks sake.

Holy shit, what?

I never touch the stuff.

Wording it like a Jeff Foxworthy joke is honestly probably the best hope of getting this message to conservatives.

I appreciate you saying that. I kinda needed to hear it.

None of my squares have ever been that full.

This is all true, but I refuse to take off my nostalgia colored glasses.

FFIX is the best game in the franchise and I’ll die on that hill.

I didn’t need this reference.

That’s why I pretty much only go to DIY shows. There are no rules in a parking lot or under a bridge, and I came to bring the pain. Of course, now that I’m in my mid thirties I usually end up leaving with more pain than I brought.

It’s a terrible game, and I love it so much.

The depths of conservative delusion truly knows no bounds.

NO LECT ELON

Obligatory HAIL SATAN

I had this conversation with an old friend earlier this week. Once I began to adopt a more charitable view of humanity, I naturally became radicalized.