Run…for FUN? What the hell kind of fun is that?

That expression has a completely opposite meaning depending on whether we’re doing the limbo or doing high jump.

My chihuahuas also love rabbit poop

I’m pretty sure I’d poop if I tried farting in that position

That’s… not a terrible mug shot

Taco Bell is fine but have you seen Wendy’s prices? Holy crap!

I wonder if these correct vision like looking through a pinhole does

Are those belly button lint people?

I see you’re drinking 2%. Is that 'cause you think you’re fat?

Well? Did he cum or what?

Sorry!

Do the interns get Glocks?

I thought it was because friction with socks wore down the toenails

So he somehow shit his boner? I’m really high but still

Wow, is this a Disenchantment meme?

Just the ones that get killed by lawnmowers

Blair Witch vibes

What did Weird Al ever do to Google

I’d consider using the Pixel launcher if I could disable the search bar entirely. I prefer to have the room for icons and widgets.