First order for Texas, fix the power grid before they freeze again this winter.

This joke is so old it could drink.

ITT: social security recipients

Okay, fair enough, but I would argue anyone idolizing him is also not a leftist in any capacity.

There’s no way Light Yagami is left wing.

Dude was a cop, who worked with cops to arrest, ID and execute people. Throughout the series hes routinely handing out capital punishment on even the most benign of offenders. He uses prisoners as experiments and kills them.

very paraprosdokian

Another reason to get a bidet.

When you’re married to Jeff

Bill so badly wants to believe he’s like George Carlin, when in reality he’s more like Gallagher.

The original

https://jakelikesonions.com/post/184087753999/drug-sniffing-cats

You cant just post thar without also sharing a store link

ACAB Includes Paw Patrol - Clay Graham

Why wait 80 years? Never put off for tomorrow what you can do today.

Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they’re the gayest thing a man can do

There are no girls on the internet (rule 30). Which means OP is a man who sent a shirtless picture of themselves to another man, which is pretty fucking gay.

How bout you choose deez nutz

Even in a meme about unhinged maniacs, no one cares to think about or remember Wufei

Useless nobody.

The anime is Ebichu, and man, it was been a long time since I’ve been reminded of it.

You can’t explain it because you dont understand it. You’re soooo focused on being a good little vegan youre willing to throw anyone else (except animals) under the bus.

Living embodiment of everything everyone hates about holier than thou vegan mentality. Complete with rage and shame.

Man, you vegans really love trying to bring shame into everything.

I dont feel any shame at all. I dont know why its so important to you to try and shame others. I think you need to do some self-work if you’re this focused on shame.

In the meantime, every time you respond, Ima add another steak to my shopping list.