mpv youtube-URL works just fine without even loading the crappy scripts to show a banner like that. Manage your subscriptions with a RSS feeder and you don’t need an account to follow creators.

I vaguely remember Ukraine not being able to use western tanks because the software of said tanks was incompatible with the bullets.

Always has been

Can recommend ‘pop culture detective’ on that one

The last one is a cleverly disguised “Datenelch”.