Japanese twitter was at one point a fucking zoo that made American degeneracy look like a church; it may still be. Some hits:

When trying to be an ally goes wrong

Watch versions as close as possible to the original theatrical versions of Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. Don’t even bother watching anything else with the words “Star Wars” on it, life’s too short to sit around watching boring, shitty media that wastes your time. Can’t say I recommend almost any of the novels, either.

On Firefox it’s doing a whole lot of loading and not much else.

In real life, or in ARMA 3?

“And it should be me”

That’ll be neat when, not if, it breaks.

Kinda funny how perfectly they’re described by the phrase “wolves in sheep’s clothing”, knowing its origin and context.

Could the punch line be any lazier?

Trying to get out in front of criticism by preemptively mocking it doesn’t delegitimize it. Doing so just makes you look like you just switched topics from fluoridated water and are holding a bundle of stolen copper wire under your arm.

Tankie begone

We’re still in the uncanny valley, but it seems that we’re climbing out of it. I’m already being ‘tricked’ left and right by near perfect voice ai and tinkered with image gen

Skill issue

When Oblivion came out there was no shortage of shitposters screaming and crying that it was too bright and cartoonish because it had green grass and blue skies. I guess if your experience with graphics comes from the Piss Filter era, and you don’t go outside, you’ll think everything that isn’t muddy brown is unrealistic.

The fake jobs are euphemisms for having a trust fund.

What’s the point of wrestling with a pig? You both get muddy, and the pig likes it.
Maybe it’s because I grew up with the old, “mean” internet, but my response to communities full of trash is to leave them alone and let the blind lead the blind. Seriously, what the hell is arguing with them going to do? They expect to be challenged, they will not see reason, they will not suffer to be helped, and you are not going to be the person who changes that.

“Why isn’t my horse pushing the cart”

For real, I was shocked it was as many as seven drones they shot down. I saw $200M and figured it meant two.

t. somebody who totally isn’t a psycho

Easy, just use your mouth.

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