Every election year I hear about this magical 3rd party that will save us from our shit choices. The only thing a third party would do is split democratic voters, leading to even more republican wins. Despite what left leaning media bubbles say, Republicans are not unhappy. They don’t want a 3rd party for themselves and they will keep voting R until the grim reaper rips them from this plane of existence.

More like: Nintendo, “here is an HD remake of that old game you wanted.”

Fans, “We don’t want to pay for old games!”

Pretty sure the people employed by the video game studio would notice.