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Cake day: September 10th, 2026

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  • For the wet food, yes. And it just so happens that it’s not a bowl either: My cats happen to eat from these fancy desert plates we have but never use:

    They’re low enough for them to easily access the food, they’re perfectly sized for the amount they eat, and they clean up nicely in the dishwasher at the end of the day.

    The dry food bowl, on the other hand, is a basic metal bowl. They clean it well themselves.




  • I got poached by my current employer. I was looking for excuse to turn them down, so I responded with a list of demands, and they said yes to everything. The demands were mostly reasonable, with a couple of hilights. Off the top of my head:

    • 40% pay increase
    • Any flight over 4 hours will be business class if available
    • I don’t hand in meal receipts for travel days. Flat sum per day no matter what. Cuts down on the paperwork.














  • Trust me, it takes A LOT of time. I’ve been playing for around a decade, I’m ELO 1400ish, and I still consider myself a nooblet.

    The problem with chess is that it’s an ancient game where anything you might try has already been done by someone. Randomly move a horsey, and a skilled opponent will recognize it as either a blunder, or part of a well known strategy. “Ha, I can see you’re trying to play a Venetian Sodomy Gambit, but I already anticipated this, so by moving this pawn you fell for my Cleveland Steamer Trap. Eat shit, noob. Mate in 61 moves!”

    Chess is truly an unforgiving game to 99.999% of us.

    You will never master it. I sure as hell never will. But as long as we’re having fun, that’s all that matters.


    Now, with that out of the way, I find that most people stagnate at around 700 ELO, because that’s about when the common opener traps stop working. A little beyond that level, and countering them is not only easy, but punishing them is expected. And to move past this level, a basic theory knowledge of the game is important: Learn an opener, and then master that. Not the entire game, just the opener sequence of your choice.

    Once you’re able to arrive at midgame without already being behind, you can start developing your more generalized skillset.

    My suggestions is that you learn King’s Indian Attack (as white) and Purc Defense (as black). They’re very similar, and they put you in an easily defensible position, and it works against pretty much any opener your opponent might try.


    Oh, EDIT, because I forgot the most important part:
    NEEEEEEERRRRRDDD!