The man wants a glass of molk!
The Lies of Locke Lamora is just begging for an Ocean’s Eleven-type treatment.
It even fits the meter!
Sorry for your loss :(
This one is old but never fails to make me laugh, hopefully it helps at least a little:
Goodbye
Yeah, I feel like you’d end up spending more time explaining what the hell “sonder” means than you would have by just explaining in your own words
“Quoth the Raven, ‘What the fuck?!’”.
OH DEER GOD
See, this dude’s an experienced and responsible Florida driver.
As a Florida Man I can confirm that this is 100% true.
That kinda sounds like more of a “no fun” playthrough, but whatever floats their collective boats I guess.