My best friend as a child lived like 4 houses down the cul de sac from us, and I was literally at his house every day.

But still, every day I’d knock and ask if he could play, despite his parents telling me over and over that I could just come inside whenever I wanted.

God damn, I guess there really isn’t such a thing as an original thought.

They should probably also change their name to something that denotes their desire to create a fascist theocracy.