Christmas is fucked this year

Liquefy Musk

Is it tender to eat gays?

Tim Cook, Larry Ellison, a plane owned by Google, and a few megachurch guys among others, if I recall correctly

I knew health-care execs were evil pieces of pus-filled human garbage but I never could have imagined someone saying anything like that in a testimony, regardless of context. Maybe I’m naïve

Oh fuck we forgot to triple stamp it

What the fuck do they think is happening? “Wow, sure has been a long time since I started hurdling through fucking space”