There’s actually a lot of people that know some English there, and if they don’t know it then they frequently use hand signs or gestures to convey to tourists like you what they mean

I was surprised when I travelled, but it makes sense considering America’s massive influence on Japanese culture. It shows when you see places like MOS Burger (like American fast food but Japanese-made, has things like sweet potato milkshakes and shrimp burgers. Super good and cheap btw!) or things like Disney in every toy store

Actually I like your thicker stall wall idea better, because I’m also autistic! I don’t have sensitivity to music, but car horns and alarms genuinely make my shoulders touch my neck at lightning speed. Being only medium far away from fireworks is the worst too, I fucking hate fireworks

I don’t even want bathroom stalls, I just want separate toilet rooms. Like, just make them out of bricks and add real doors

Only begins to explain everything wrong with the prison system. Everything is designed to make it as cheap and profitable as possible

TIL I am a water cuck

Knockoff POSCA Marker is my headcanon name for it

I do go to a work bathroom. That’s actually what forced me to overstay my 15 minute break by a few minutes and subsequently inspired my post

Mm well you’re a toy bee. Toys can’t even talk so shut up

And if you aren’t a toy bee then guess what I eat you cuz I am mantis, and mantis eats bee

Guy who lives in a weird town where every single hotel/apartment wall is thin enough to hear people have sex: We should really have thicker walls so no one can hear me or others have intimacy

You if you lived there:

If anyone has a problem with other humans making bed noises in a bedroom there’s something wrong with that person

That’s how it sounds

No they wouldn’t! I believe djdarren more!

Ok Shaggy

I have traveled there, though I never needed to use the music because there are far less public bathrooms there to begin with!

The bidet is also a huge plus that I would like to add as another thing that we filthy Americans desperately need

No but people will see me. They aren’t blind

If people have to see me walk out of a bathroom stall, I’d rather they not have heard my noises

When I hear someone make noises in a bathroom stall, I (unwillingly) get vivid imagery of their sphincters moving as air or feces comes out

I have no idea if my noises will make other people imagine mine or not

I’m just private when it comes to that stuff. I don’t really enjoy… “existing,” to other people, whenever I defecate

I eat human treats, because I know what species I damn am

Sometimes your mistake could be taking any at all, and then it triggers a weeks-long series of psychotic episodes that has you walking into the bathroom, taking off your shirt and wadding it up, so that you can use it to muffle your uncontrollable screaming

You might think that the entire world is fake. You might start talking like a robot. You might suddenly get into meditation like your life depends on it. You might even draw crazy doodles on your phone to help get you through it, like this big-chinned goblin with a strange name

I thought it was gonna be a “it means he got banned from Reddit” joke

Nah I’m talking about flavors that dog treats don’t normally have, like “pumpkin spice” or “eggnog”

Kinda shit you’d expect on something that humans eat. Makes you kinda wonder how dog owners know that their dogs even like those flavors, or that they even taste it in the same way that we do. And I’m not saying that they don’t either, but like why go out of your way to get it? Why assume, you know?? It’s just crazy

They’re in our politics too?!

Ok there is a psyop or conspiracy happening. This means something

I’m not saying that they shouldn’t be edible, I mean if you’re dirt poor and can’t afford food, then it’s definitely better to have something that both you and your dog can eat

But like, dogs don’t have high standards at all, for what they’ll eat. I’ve seen my dog try to go for, fucking like dead birds or rotting veggies. I really don’t think they care if their biscuit tastes like cheesecake or not

Just because dogs want to eat human food doesn’t mean that they should. My dog will rush or beg for any human food, even foods that are bad for her and have too much oil or sodium