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Look, king. You are not responsible for her mental illnesses the same way nobody else is responsible for any of ours.

That being said, yes you really should be ready to shoot something trying to enter your house without your consent. That is not an idea incompatible with de-escalation.

You’re not supposed to restrain people having active seizures in any way, besides maybe putting something soft down to prevent head trauma

Literally the same American MFs when they have to “just” eat literally any part of an animal other than muscle tissue from cow, pig, or fowl: 😭

Alternatively for small brains like me:

Imagine you have an infinite amount of $1 bills are laid out in a line. Right next to it is a line of $100 bills.

As you go down the line, count how much money you have at any given point.

Which total is worth more?

It’s boomer humor, but without the hate

The entire joke is that the boxes should have washed up before the stranded person died

I remember these being pretty funny as a kid which explains the lead addled mental state of Gary’s audience at the time

No Uber driver ever scammed me into paying double fare or refusing credit cards.

Uber is objectively a cancer upon society. They should legally employ their drives and pay a fair wage with prices to match.

All I’m saying is, it takes a real shitty industry for Uber to still be the better option. Every “innovation” in the picture is a complete joke and should never be used even for practical purposes, except Uber…