3rd time’s the charm

Office depot you said?

You only have so many beats in your heart, don’t waste them all exercising

Yes? It was that forgettable

Who?

Just curious… what’s the opposite of imposter syndrome?

Right? Big $0 on any pancake

I remember a time before YouTube…it sounds like I will be living that time again

I assure you, Hunter Biden will not receive my vote for President of the United States

Zevon? Or did I get whooshed?

I know this is a meme, but I do think it’s worth mentioning most D1 popular sports costs like, coach’s salaries, scholarships, facilities, equipment, and travel, aren’t funded through the university.

https://www.upua.org/presidential-blog/university-budgeting-and-finances-what-about-athletics

It’s still a pretty messed up system, don’t get me wrong. Just pointing out the universities aren’t giving scholarships to athletes instead of students… at least not directly.

Nice try Larry David