The only thing worse than shaming your customer is inconveniencing them.

This reads like an advertisement. I’m sold. Gimme gimme that sweet blanket.

By the time I feel good enough to do something, I’m just happy to feel good enough to do something, so I don’t do anything because I’m afraid it will go away, and then nothing gets done and I feel like shit.

Right. $50kUSD for what is essentially a go cart with no airbags and a manual retractable fabric roof and paper clip roll bar.

Realistically, the original Mazda Miata is a safer car with more features. It would fit perfectly into my mid-life crisis by sitting in my apartment carport collecting dust because I can’t afford the insurance on this gorgeous death trap.

But… let’s touch it again with our eyes:

He doesn’t like trashy women. I mean… his women are kinda trashy, but like high class prostitute trashy. Guccicoochie?

But Rosanne is just a two-buck-fuck who cleans up at a gas station.

Right! Of course. Not guilty all the way.

I mean, I’d blow anyone who deposes a billionaire at this point.

I know right? I think I would cry if I got in it. It’s a masterpiece.

Boeing killed John Barnett

“ChatGPT, is this spam?”

I’d support him even if he was a fat ugly plumber, but it really doesn’t hurt that he’s sexy af.

Western propaganda!!!

/s

“No Ticket.”

Shit show is, sadly, relative.

Omg warn a person they might actually orgasm looking at that car! God that is sexy. Of course, it’s very expensive and won’t ever be “affordable,” but I would buy one immediately if I could justify that cash on a vehicle.

I’m a bit faint now.

Just gonna get rounded up again next year under Trump probably.

Would you accept 54 for running for a second consecutive term?

To quote Rosanne, to bad, so sad, we won.

He thought she was black.

Well, they did invite us to take it back.