“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”

— The guy who had dinner with Andre

Children

The Dutch word for “amateurs” is actually “amateurs”, except “ama” is pronounced like it is in “Amadeus” and “eu” is pronounced like a really posh British person saying “oh”

respect for privacy

Sure, bud

You’ve got them confused, MiB is the one misusing metric

The UN is like 198 sovereign nations