

wait were you serious with this one
gay blue dog


wait were you serious with this one


ai ceos named “in-trader” and “venture”. thank you Hideo Kojima


is it fair to call drumpflibs “scratched” if they were always so violently carceral to begin with


“what if EVERYTHING is secretly conscious, including the random word predictor” i say, flailing my paws in the air


i don’t know why your shitty whinging made it click but damn, it really is just Pascal’s wager again. “we don’t know if the spooky calculators have souls so better to act as if they dOoOoOo!”


atheists and christians are like electrons and positrons. whenever they collide (such as in a football game) they instantly destroy one another


Have you heard that most AI bug reports are “slop?” Not so in 2026. That was true for most of 2025
oh yeah year-1 was actually awful and terrible. but year+1 will be fantastic and everyone not using it is a moron


oh gods ew that elaboration. euuughh


c’mon you’re telling me NO one called it the torment nexus? low hanging fruit but still


i, too, dislike it when things are owned by the evil scary China instead of good and righteous Norway


“I’m frustrated that–” “You’re just being immature!” yes thank you, glad you capped off the insult with a heart emoji


if only your question was answered by the second sentence in the article you didn’t click on


maybe it’s a bad part of me to encourage but i’ll be damned if I weren’t giggling the whole thread


i find this comment fascinating because i don’t see what’s particularly confusing about the 90’s. why not the 70’s?


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is the “managerial class” in the room with us right now
i’m not gonna pretend to be the communist understander, but the idea that capitalists would pay workers to work against their own class interests (and against other workers) is a feature of capitalism


cj nooo… someone come get my favorite parasocial essay-they out of there


inb4 “it’s actually even stupider in the original”
okay my bad, i was rereading this and realized that i might have misread you and you had actually been directly referring to me being a stalinist, rather than yogthos. which would have made my response a bizzare nonsequitur. but yes, i think i read you right the first time