X is my everything app. X is my bank account. With X I’m not a weirdo who lives in his mom’s basement and never goes out. I am a genius crypto investor who’s ahead of the curve and living in the future. I command a super intelligent army that makes the sickest photoreal memes to stomp my libtard enemies and I have a perfect, subservient goth anime girlfriend by my side who never says no so she must really love me. I’m in line for an X.com neuralink so I can see my X.ai girlfriend without AR goggles.

Sure, I get the fears sometimes, but a little Ketamine takes the edge off for smooth sailing. 60% of the time it works everytime

Just how bad can sewer stink, right? I’m sure it’ll start smelling like roses any minute now

Anything else? Nah bro. It’s as much spyware as Google chat or Whatsapp… But Matrix, XMPP, mumble, etc are not spyware (sure, if your host is the CIA maybe, but with these software you can be your own host if you want. No spying guaranteed.)

Someone at work with much more political power, and much less knowledge of how dangerous surveillance capitalism is, insists on using it 'cause they use it all the time and it’s functional.

:(

Love how multiple artists were able to catch that alien-witch pinky just right

Yup! But obvious doesn’t hold up in court. These messages do

Wow!

So is Musk giving ebay dude a handy for this or you think Pierre Omidyar is doing this just for the evil of it?