…exactly the kind that discourages 60-something, non-technical family members.

Nah - you’re complaining that you “were forced into handing your password to someone else” when there were at least six ways you could have avoided that:

• you gone to the computer,
• they send the computer to you,
• you remote in to the computer,
• you tell them “suck it, you should have blocked iCloud sign-in with MDM” or, as others mentioned,
• you sign out before handing the computer back or, my favourite,
• don’t sign in to personal accounts on work devices even if they bug you to.

Finally, we release devices like this all the time through our ABM account. It takes 5 days maximum. Your IT team led you up the garden path.

You couldn’t remote in to type in your password?

And machine-gunning the Doc.

Still have to explain them.

You’re thinking “antitheism”?

Link to the video?