crystaline_porpoise [none/use name]

place your ears over your shoulders and your shoulders over your hips

so have human anatomy, ok got it check

Anyone who is triggered by my words (the reality of this situation) you are simply too emotional and think words affect people

you are probably in danger of becoming a site tagline

this is funny because right-wing rags unironically run shit like “NEW discovery: egyptian symbols confirm biblical revelation” all the time and this is exactly how it reads to people who arent insane

Larping chud goons in unmarked vans about to find out why it’s called “Chiraq.”

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fuck yeah I love this Mars Volta album

this made me imagine a future where the US literally fights climate change by launching missiles and nukes at hurricanes

like that scene in Independence Day where all the F-15s are like “DAMN, THEY HAVE A FORCEFIELD!!” but instead of a mothership theyre launching rockets at a wind funnel over the atlantic