Do you know how hard I have to work to be more ridiculous than reality?

Ourgasm.

This is the story. Lemmy original, check my history by posts.

Enjoy!

“Shoot his balls!”

I’m on another list somewhere now, I can feel it.

For those stumbling on this, oglaf is not web crawled, so you have to know the url. Also, the format is a bit weird, and it it seems you’re missing a few panels, look around. Amazing comic.

I suppose that’s one way to prevent US drones from being fully self-driving.

Tell them they sound like Libertarians, who don’t want to pay for road repairs because “the roads are already built.”

And that pony semen is allowed to be in your throat swab now.

The short answer is, it’s complicated. The long answer is that people are trying to build large net short positions while not spooking the bag holders.

Shut the fuck up, Donny!

I read an article from the Bosnia war, and someone who lived through it said the currencies were, in order of importance: lighters, batteries, ammunition, food.

Imagine if a great artist had some notebook sketches, and his son finger-painted all over them and then tried to sell them.

I’ve always loved the dimples in hard tack, I assume it’s so the weevils can feel like they live in apartment buildings.

Would one of those “Hate is not welcome here” signs prevent them from entering, or does that depend on if the vampire hates their victim? I don’t hate the cow in my cheeseburger, so I’m guessing not.

You need a defense from a SAM man.

Why dream when it can be recorded for you!

Let’s end this argument by you telling us where your line is on what people are allowed to steal to survive. Because that’s all this argument is about.

I’ve never seen anyone steal food, and I never will. Diapers either.

Yeah, how much did you lose?