aruraios

A. Lie

B. Get sexist

C. “Okay, good.”

D. Dodge the question

E. The sofa

It’s only a lynching if it’s from Lynch, Kentucky

Otherwise it’s just a sparkling hate crime

If 100 arms is what it takes to guard Tartarus, a couple extra pairs per student should be enough to keep the school safe

To give Ivan some credit, his title is so old that it originally meant something more like Ivan the Terri_fying_

This is why we use protection, kids