<shudder>RE with QWOP controls

(bart simpson voice) The exports of Libya Iraq are numerous in amount. One thing they export is corn, or as the Indians called it, “maize”. Another famous Indian was Crazy Horse. In conclusion, Libya Iraq is a land of contrasts. Thank you.

joking aside, sorry about America.

taking over? already happened, bro

I just did some drumsticks last night.

before you start, make sure you have a tin can or glass jar for oil disposal.

soak your meat in buttermilk for several hours. shake with heavily seasoned flour. <- this is where your “recipe” will come in. Salt, pepper, whatever kind of herb mix you like. allow to rest for a while so the flour sticks. preheat oven to 350°F in a large frypan put in enough oil for about an inch of depth. don’t use olive oil. vegetable oil is fine, others will give a different taste. other common ones are peanut oil and crisco shortening. heat the oil over medium-high until it is around 375°F fry chicken in batches until brown. turning pieces after 3 or 4 minutes when the pieces are brown all over, put each on a rack over a sheet pan (or just a sheet pan with foil or parchment paper) bake chicken until done to 165°F, maybe 20 minutes

you can also do “oven-fried” which isn’t quite the same, but gives good results without the mess of the oil.

Golf Peaks was great

get a controller frame like a GameSir and do some emulated gaming.

Burnout 2 or 3. Because the object is to either crash or cause crashes.

the soundtrack was killer too.

uhhhh that’s not how everyone does it?

I think “Rotato” might be an actual brand name.

“Inspired” by / re-done from the B-movie film “Moonrunners”

Rate limiting

It allowed you to synchronize files between computers over floppy disk.

Rhubarb: now when you bit the water with hair in it, it tastes sour.

Lol hopefully they have a home close by!

Lol.

A couple years ago someone at work asked me if I had a highlighter, and handed them a sharpie.

Nobody is ever outside, unless they are mowing their lawn. Even when its nice out

Haha, as if any paper had the ability to do anything but publish press releases.

Is it because they actually started doing shit?

Yeah I had my yard full of destroying angels last summer, when they first showed up I was all “sweet! Mushrooms!” Because they look real similar to agaricus. But then I saw the white gills, and was all :(.

And I made sure to tell my kids not to mess with them and why.

• Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

• You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?