But I guess I should listen to the guy that analyzes people’s mental health based on a four sentence internet post uninvited, right?

I think you don’t really mean these words and you are subconsciously projecting your mother onto an unknown person on the Internet.

Here’s some cocain to calm your nerves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929–1930_psittacosis_pandemic

Pretty sure he’s German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).

The sailor’s name? Albert Einstein!

Bake me a bread, but don’t use any flour or water!

Yes, and a lot of the time: I don’t want to pay child support!