I finally went in for an adult diagnosis yesterday and this is pretty much the entire checklist they went through.

I have a half bathroom about this far from the kitchen in my house. What’s wrong with this?

We never forget GenX, we just only mention them when they’re important

A colorful biodiverse lawn is nice and all, but I’d prefer not to be harassed by all my neighbors, eaten alive by bugs, and be unable to use the lawn for anything other than looking at and feeling smug.

The same reason that a lot of crosswalks have fake buttons. So you feel like you have control.