Don’t fuckin lie, those are not dry dreams.

🦂 Holy shit. Favorite emoji ever.

Ummm Mulan? Jeez.

Lol that’s what happens when you wait several weeks.

I’m confused, does he actually think a box packer is skilled labor or is this just a whoosh from the girl.

He’s just doing his job man.

Holy shit did he really say that. Jr or Sr?

My only problem with Indian food. Whenever I try a restaurants it’s shit. But when my coworkers would bring in a feast on Diwali, it was my favorite time of year.

I can’t find any restaurants that taste even similar to their home cooked meals.