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25 days agoGranted. Now noone can get a decent burger or steak cus there’s not enough beef.
wow I am late to the party
Granted. Now noone can get a decent burger or steak cus there’s not enough beef.
wow I am late to the party
Your wish is your own death, now you know. Self fulfilling.
Sounds like 3 wishes
That is the wish, and has the same outcome as if you didn’t get a wish
Gotta love the wrapping paper so thin you can see the gift under it
Swift key with auto correct cranked to 11. Haven’t found any other keyboard yet that lets me smash any nearby keys and have it fix it just fine.
Pretty sure I have a head
I tried it once. That was enough. Underwhelming, much like most of their menu.
Auditing the government and its agencies
Love this bot… drives me crazy when people link directly to instances
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